You know you have it made….

You know you have it made when your wife comes home from work and asks if you would like anything to eat, goes into the kitchen and prepares the only thing she knows how a sandwich.

She does not ask how your day went but instead says honey you look tense let me give you a foot rub. She takes time out of her schedule to appreciate the husband who sleeps in late and takes care of the children.

She takes even more time washing, drying, ironing, folding and putting your cloths away after work. Then asks, “Is this where you wanted your clothes? If not I can move them.”

Yes that’s the life she goes off to work the man stays behind and figures out how to spend the money. Then at the end of the day, after being exhausted from performing the childcare, have you wife come home and pamper you. I love being King of my own household.

Did I mention I moved a washer and dryer up the stairs, moved my wife’s china from 100 yards, and then carried it up stairs. Dealt with a crying toddler, while I ran off to the store to purchase a dryer vent hose, and washer hose. Removed the sliding glass door to install and adjust the washer and dryer. Re-install the sliding glass door, run to crying infant who wants a bottle NOW. Wash all the dishes; take out the trash, re-locate birds. Run back to the little Monster who now wants to be held all day.

I have an appointment to take my written test for California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation. I can’t wait to go back to my stress free environment of working with rapist’s, murderer’s, drug offenders, and the whole underbelly of society. That job is easy compared to being at home all day.