I have not been to a pumpkin patch since before the dawn of time when I was still in grade school, but have always wanted to go back. It would seem a little weird for an adult to go there all by his lone some self and have parents staring at you thinking, "he must be a child molester".
It was last year right before Halloween that my wife had mentioned that she’d never ever celebrated Halloween before. Amazed that a person could go their while childhood life without experiencing the monster and witches in Halloween I sent her out to look for a costume. She purchased a sexy looking pirate outfit and picked one out for me to.
Off to a Halloween party we go, I’m the designated driver yet again. My wife becomes a bit tipsy and after a few hours asks me to take her home and board her ship. Alas 9 months later we have this buckaroo. Now I can go to the pumkin patch.
This year my wife tells me that she has never been to a pumpkin patch; yet again this woman surprises me. I told her to get dressed and to dress our little monster. She thought it would be fun to have him don one of his Halloween costumes. Off we go to pick out three pumpkins.
Wonder what will happen next October.

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